There are many names for this horrifying experience. The Shliquid, the Shartnado and the Sneeze Nasty (when done while sneezing) are but a few! Basically, this happens when you need to fart and a spurt of diarrhea comes out too! Sometimes it doesn’t get past the buns, but other times it’s time to shop for new undies!
If you Shart all the time, you should probably get medical help, but if you only Shart sometimes, you’re probably somewhat normal. Anti-Shart research says watch your diet, monitor your caffeine intake and get more exercise. They should probably include: don’t drink two bottles of Mad Dog, eat a bunch of Taco Bell, then try to get up for work in the morning!
Anyway, if you’ve Sharted, congrats! Own it and tell the story! If you haven’t, I hope you Shart tomorrow!
Remember, a Shart in the pants is worth two in the tush!
Thanks for reading!